Small Cars Big Women

Today’s small car love shout out goes to the Miata. This car single handedly brought back the small convertible and has remained the top seller despite impressive offerings by other big name exotic makers.

Simple and sexy, it has basically remained unchanged since it’s introduction.  The telling tale of it’s simple sweetness is the  that if you drive one and can afford one… you will buy one.

Unlikely to be coupled with such a small car is the big woman of the day. Queen Latifah.

 

Looking lovely at some red carpet event. It is important to note that I hate when the medias say that, “she looks nice for a larger woman” or “she picked the right dress for her size”. She looks good. Period. She is well dressed. Period. And I like that.

nfl week 9 picks

Ok. So Im slipping on my posting. I have been a little busy… This weeks picks that I havent given much thought to are as follows;

BAL @ CIN  CIN -1

HOU @ IND IND -11

GB @ TB  GB -7

ARI @ CHI  ARI -3

KC @ JAC JAC -3

MIA @ NE MIA -1

WAS @ ATL  ATL -8

CAR @ NO CAR-1 UPSET OF THE YEAR!

DET @ SEA SEA -3

TEN @ SF SF -8

SD @ NYG NYG -1

DAL @ PHI PHI -3

PIT @ DEN DEN -3

 

lADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE… DONT BET ANY MONEY ON THIS.

 

NFL Picks Week 8

OK. I need to make this quick. I been tied up and not in the good kinda way Here. Before I run off… Week 8 picks.

DEN @ BAL   DEN -3

NYG @ PHI     NYG -3

HOU @ BUF     BUF -3

CLE @ CHI    CHI -3

SEA @ DAL  DAL -3

MIA @ NYJ   MIA -3

SF @ IND IND -17

STL @ DET  STL -3

OAK @ SD   SD -1

JAC @ TEN   TEN -1

MIN @ GB   GB -3

CAR @ ARI   ARI -8

ATL @ NO  NO -9

 

As always, dont put your money on this….

NFL Picks Week 7

As always boys and girls I dont believe in this enough to put my own money on it so neither should you. And as a disclaimer i pick my own point spreads so deal with it. And now without further ado… the picks for week 7;

GB @ CLE   GB -11

SF @ HOU  HOU -1

SD @ KC   SD -1

IND @ STL IND -18

NE @ TB  NE-7

MIN @ PIT  MIN-1

BUF @ CAR BUF -1

CHI @ CIN CHI -3

ATL @ DAL  ATL -7

NO @ MIA MIA -1  UPSET OF THE WEEK!

ARI @ NYG  ARI -1

PHI @ WAS WAS-1 Minor upset of the week

I have nothing but my whims to go on. How about you?

NFL Week 6 Picks

Things are starting to shape out. Denver looks for real. No one is talking about how good the bears look and we still seem to take Peyton Manning and his skill for granted. Im not saying he doesnt get credit because he does but he is so consistent and so dull with it that the cats on tv keep  showing how bored they are with it. Tim Duncan has the same problem.

“Yeah yeah he is great blah blah blah but the best game I saw this week was quarterbacked by Kyle Orton.”

Really? Fuck sport are you watching?

And why do these old retired mediocre players keep downing the wildcat? Shit. Yall the ones who should know that that offense is a throwback and not a gimmick. Next time you hear some guy say its a gimmick, take note that he was an immobile  pocket passer in his day.

Anyway. My guess is as good as theirs so here goes. Week 6 picks

STL @JAC  JAC -11

NYG @ NO  NYG -3

CAR @ TB    CAR -3

BAL @MIN  MIN -9

DET @ GB   GB -11

HOU @ CIN  CIN -3

CLE @ PIT PIT -11

KC @ WAS WAS -8

ARI @ SEA  ARI -3

PHI @ OAK  PHI -17

BUF @ NYJ NYJ -6

TEN @ NE NE -13

CHI @ ATL  CHI -3

DEN @ SD  DEN-7

If you put money on these games dont use my random guessed, I dont claim to be anything but a fan.

Small Cars and Big Women

“I don’t like small cars or real big women, but somehow I always find myself in them.” -Kid Rock

I am just the opposite. I love small cars and I love big women. I have never considered what others think is good when it comes to what my tastes are. This is a topic I will begin a regular segment on. Here is my first small car, big woman stamp of approval.

Small Car

The nissan Cube.

I think this little thing is cool as shit. I saw one on the streets the other day and couldn’t stop staring. It reminded me of the original Scion XB, which I love. If I could afford one I would seriously consider it. Its not for everyone. Nothing is. It has some drawbacks… can’t take my big girl on long trips comfortably. But this would be ‘my’ car. Sexy.

Big Woman

Toccara Jones

Listen. Without being disrespectful to my wife, this here woman is physically perfect. She might weigh 200 pounds or more and I could give a shit less. Whatever she weighs, a woman built like this is too much for some men. I am not one of them. She could put on more weight and I would still think she is sexy. Unmistakably femine. Sexy.

NFL Week 5 picks

CIN @ BAL   BAL -4

WAS @ CAR  CAR -1

CLE @ BUF  BUF -13

PIT @ DET PIT -11

DAL @ KC DAL -1

MIN @ STL  MIN -14

OAK @ NYG  NYG -7

TB @ PHI  PHI -11

ATL @ SF  SF -3

GOU @ ARI  ARI -4

NE @ DEN  DEN -1

JAC @ SEA JAC -3

IND @ TEN IND -11

NYJ @ MIA  NYJ -3

Keep in mind this is nothing to put your money on…. now go broke!

NFL Week 4 Picks

Well well well… We arent doing as bad as some of the experts. Without further ado… Week 4 picks…

TB @ WAS  TB -3

BAL @ NE   BAL -9

DET @ CHI  CHI -1

TEN @ JAC  - TEN -3

OAK @ HOU  HOU -9

CIN @ CLE  CIN -11

SEA @ IND  IND -18

NYG @ KC   NYG -3

BUF @ MIA  BUF -1

NYJ @ NO  NYJ -3

STL @ SF  SF -9

DAL @ DEN   DEN -3

SD @ PIT    PIT -11

GB @ MIN   GB -1  UPSET OF THE WEEK

Now dont go bet anything that matters on what I randomly picked!

Hard work

His head hurt. It was thumping. Thunder and lightning outside didn’t help any. The clothes he wore were soaking wet. His hands were sore from forging his future. He probably should go now that the rain picked up. It didn’t seem to bother him the last four or five hours. Then it was just raining. Now there was lightning and lightening is nothing to play with. Nothing at all. He dragged himself back to the truck and climbed inside with a sigh. He greedily ate the sandwich he brough along and sighed loudly.

NFL Week 3 Picks

I am so very thrilled that the prognosticators are more wrong than right. The games are better to me than they have been at the start of the season in quite a while. If New England doesnt show well this week, listen to the two sides of the same coin. One side will panic and write them off. The other side will panic and warn us not to write them off. BOTH sides will make every excuse in the world for why the Pats dont look good. Every excuse, that is, except they got beatup by a better team.

Like pasta on the wall… here are my week 3 picks.. lets see what sticks!

KC @ PHI   PHI -9

GB @ STL   GB -9

SF @ MIN  MIN -3

TEN @ NYJ  NYJ -3

ATL @ NE  ATL -1

JAC @ HOU   HOU -1

NYG @ TB    TB -1

WAS @ DET  DET -1

CLE @ BAL  BAL -17

CHI @ SEA  CHI -1

NO @ BUF   NO -17

MIA @ SD  MIA -7

DEN @ OAK  OAK -3

PIT @ CIN  CIN -1

IND @ ARI   IND  -10

CAR @ DAL  CAR -1 UPSET OF THE WEEK

Now listen children. I advise you not to gamble. But if you do, don’t use my picks.