The Lakers won the NBA title. Kobe won the Finals MVP. Lebron James was doing exactly what I was doing, watching the game. Or not. Check this out. Saturday I went to Marshalls (I HIGHLY recommend them) and I bought a new pair of Lebron James hi top Nike’s for $29.99! Thats right! Not the knockoffs the immigrants at the flea market sell that come apart once wet. No not those. These are the ones made by child labor overseas for like $6. The BEST quality! Thirty bucks! AND there aren’t some crazy color combo like pink white and purple! Because you know, sometimes, Marshalls has the good shit in the shittiest colors. I once saw the sueade Pumas I wanted as a kid in a day glow orange and brown. Ewww. I even saw a pair of red and black checkerboard flannel Chuck Taylors. I shit you not. Now who the fuck did they think were gone buy those?
Anyway. Marshalls usually carries the size 17 shoes and the crazy color clothes that are out of season. And sometimes they carry the out of style stuff. Did they get the Lebron shoe in that fast? Damn. It didn’t take very long. Is Lebron’s stock falling? I don’t know but I got some nice shoes cheap. Matter of fact… vitamin water is on sale at my local grocery store for 59 cents…
