NFL Picks Week 12

What can I say. I was almost on the money with that browns detroit game… i mean about the tie part…. missed it by THAT much. Here come this week’s bold predictions that are sure to be wronger than smoking during the first trimester. Happy turkey day people.

GB @ DET  GB-13

OAK @ DAL OAK-1

NYG @ DEN   DEN-1

MIA @ BUF  MIA-6

SEA @ STL  SEA-4

CAR @ NYJ  NYJ-3

CLE @ CIN CIN-9

IND @ HOU  IND -13

TB @ ATL  TB-1

WAS @ PHI  PHI-3

KC @ SD  SD-3

JAC @ SF   SF-5

CHI @ MIN  MIN-13

ARI @ TEN   TEN-1

PIT @ BAL  BAL-1

NE @ NO  NO-1

I dont feel confident about many of these as indicated by the close margin so quit yer bitchin if im wrong.

 

NFL Picks Week 11

Taaa Daaa! Complain later.

MIA @ CAR   MIA -1

PIT @ KC  PIT -11

ATL @ NYG  NYG -1

NO @ TB  TB-1 Hey! It could happen….

SF @ GB  GB-3

SEA @ MIN MIN-13

CLE @ DET  TIE I wouldnt be surprised if niether team scores a touchdown

BUF @ JAC  JAC-3

WAS @ DAL DAL -3

IND @ BAL  IND -3

ARI @ STL  ARI -3

NYJ @ NE  NE-11

CIN @ OAK CIN-14

SD @DEN  SD-1

PHI @ CHI  PHI-14

Some bold picks in there this week…….

Norah Jones on Colbert Report

What the fuck?

I saw a commercial for her new album and I asked out loud why she was all made up like a pop princess. Then to see her on the Colbert Report looking like a soon to be has been…. and then to hear her new single.

I was let down.

Way down.

Look. I get that you want the sort of pop nuttiness that brings the others such a wonderful life but you have respect. You have admiration. You have money. Why the hell do you want to add ‘bad choices’ to your resume? I think she is better than whatever the fuck that was that she sang. Im sorry she went that route.

You know…. the money did it to her… YUP. Just like the money makes all these nutty people try to make themselves something they aren’t… Norah Jones is Sammy Sosa! Your shit was working for you but now that you got your money and you can kick back and live the life… you suddenly were never happy with yourself and now you need to change. This shit don’t happen to broke people. It only happens when you have more money than sense.

Poor Norah. And as for Sammy…. What the fuck man? You can’t be THAT bored can you?

Small Cars. Big Women

I have said it before and I will say it again. I love small cars and I love big women. Small sexy cars, Big beautiful women. I know these things dont exactly work together but I am comfortable in my tastes and preferences and I am going to share.  With no disrespect to my lovely wife or my Volvo wagon…

Small Car

The Lotus Elise.

Im not sure you have even seen one of these since they aren’t your everyday car. I actually climbed in one of these once and it was TIGHT for me. I’m not small but DAYOM it was condom tight. AND I LOVED IT! I was not fortunate enough to drive it but it made me feel fuzzy inside and I needed a moment to cool down when I got out. I must say I felt like I strapped into a rocket ship and if I were allowed to drive it I am not convinced I wouldnt feel like I was flying to the moon! If I had the $50,000 the guy was asking for the one I was in I would be $50,000 broker. As it turns out there are some benefits to having shitty credit.

Big Woman

Listen. I almost always disagree with the idea that women should be any one size. Please dont take my preference for the voluptous as an anti skinny girl rant. Not true. I just refuse to buy into the brainwashing that says that one size fits all. It doesn’t. Ok. Enough preaching. Today’s ‘big’ woman is Micheala Pereira. KTLA morning news anchor. Once of “Internet Tonight” on ZDTV. (old school flashback)

I dont even think this is the best picture of her and she looks like she tastes fantastic! No disrespect intended but once upon a time I would have worn that woman out so bad we would both need a Gatorade I V. DAMN!

As I was saying. Big beautiful women aren’t rare. They are everywhere. Reexamine what you think you like. Forget those childhood concepts. You no longer believe in the tooth fairy. You know santa is a lie. Stop holding onto what you were told as true. And for goodness sakes stop telling lies to your kids. You know better than that. At least I hope you do.

Dirty Talk

I pressed up against her and let my lips lightly brush her earlobe.  I poured a steamy hello in her ear and stirred her soul with my tongue. I wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her in as close as I could. I inhaled and drank in the love potion she was wearing.

Can I talk you out of your clothes? I mean, you can leave them on but they will only get in the way. I have all night but if you choose to start without me I will gladly watch.

Let it flow

words leak out the side of my mouth like

come on baby lines from tired cats with no game

and no shame

i drip constant like ghetto fixtures

and porn stars

if you look at me wrong

you’ll get me started and i dont stop

like puffy or the IRS

i keep going until you try to fix me

try to shut me off

im running my mouth

i let it flow like broken dams

flooding your mind with wetness that

makes you feel excited and scared

like a rollercoaster

drowning you and letting you catch your breath

long enough to take you back under

held down by the weight of my words

wet with excitement

shivering with anticipation

you dont know whether to cum

or go

feel ashamed that these words lick your mind

freezing you

taking whatever they want

words i throw out without hesitation

with an ease and recklessness that troubles you inside

thats right

some shit i said in passing has set your soul on ice

the burn is hurting your mama’s feelings

i said some shit that fucked with you and threw you away

like a condom

tied up and flushed

so imagine if i ment to let it flow

imagine if i sharpened my tongue and aimed it at you

imagine if i set my soul on fire and made my troubles

your troubles

imagine if i meant to make you feel me

feel my distaste for you

if i let it flow

i might speak you out of existence

NFL Week 10 Picks

I almost forgot there was a thursday game this week. Picks sure to be wrong for week 10;

CHI @ SF   SF -3

DET @ MIN  MIN-17

DEN @ WAS DEN -3

ATL @ CAR  ATL -3

TB @ MIA  MIA -3

JAC @ NYJ NYJ -3

NO @ STL   NO -21

BUF @ TEN TEN -1

CIN @ PIT  CIN -1

KC @ OAK  OAK -1

DAL @ GB  GB-1

SEA @ ARI  ARI -3

PHI @ SD  SD -1

NE @ IND  IND -11

BAL @ CLE  BAL -13

 

I think philly will have a time in SD and I think the crazies will stary crying for vivk if mmcnabb screws up.

 

 

Small Cars Big Women

Today’s small car love shout out goes to the Miata. This car single handedly brought back the small convertible and has remained the top seller despite impressive offerings by other big name exotic makers.

Simple and sexy, it has basically remained unchanged since it’s introduction.  The telling tale of it’s simple sweetness is the  that if you drive one and can afford one… you will buy one.

Unlikely to be coupled with such a small car is the big woman of the day. Queen Latifah.

 

Looking lovely at some red carpet event. It is important to note that I hate when the medias say that, “she looks nice for a larger woman” or “she picked the right dress for her size”. She looks good. Period. She is well dressed. Period. And I like that.

nfl week 9 picks

Ok. So Im slipping on my posting. I have been a little busy… This weeks picks that I havent given much thought to are as follows;

BAL @ CIN  CIN -1

HOU @ IND IND -11

GB @ TB  GB -7

ARI @ CHI  ARI -3

KC @ JAC JAC -3

MIA @ NE MIA -1

WAS @ ATL  ATL -8

CAR @ NO CAR-1 UPSET OF THE YEAR!

DET @ SEA SEA -3

TEN @ SF SF -8

SD @ NYG NYG -1

DAL @ PHI PHI -3

PIT @ DEN DEN -3

 

lADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE… DONT BET ANY MONEY ON THIS.