In explaining that his ex girlfriend was promiscuous, one man told the other, “My ex girlfriend is a regular pussy pinata. Everybody get to hit it.”
That would have been enough but the guy he was talking to paused and apparently got a visual and responded by grimacing and saying, “Damn!”
Daniel Tosh is one very funny asshole. I have only been able to catch snippets of his new show until now. He tickles the shit out of me. I think his show is cool but I wonder how much better it would be on HBO? (Less BS and censorship… but we know from the Chris Rock Show there is some there too…) Terrel Owens apologies had me in stitches.
I have recently learned from a friend who used to live in California that there was once a referendum put out that asked the voters did they want to raise taxes or vote to discontinue public school buses thought the state. The peoples voted there be no public school buses.
Now. I have not had a chance to do my research and confirm this however, I have no reason to doubt it is true. In passing I asked him about a skit on the Daily Show and he dropped that little bombshell on me.
With all the shit I like to talk (and boy do I) I had nothing to say to that. I can only repeat that which I have been given as fact. California voters did not want to raise taxes. The taxes would go to provide the state’s children with transportation to and from school. They voted against the tax even though they knew they might be killing school buses all over the state. Wow.
Fuckin incredible….
Okay okay… So I have a couple few questions…. Do they not understand that taxes pay for services? Are they so self concerned that what other people and their kids need not matter at all? Do they not understand or do they not care? Sometimes I wonder how fucked up the country would be if we the tax payers could INSIST our monies go where WE wanted them to…. What does the average person think is not important enough for their tax money?
California voters once said public school buses.
The Lakers won the NBA title. Kobe won the Finals MVP. Lebron James was doing exactly what I was doing, watching the game. Or not. Check this out. Saturday I went to Marshalls (I HIGHLY recommend them) and I bought a new pair of Lebron James hi top Nike’s for $29.99! Thats right! Not the knockoffs the immigrants at the flea market sell that come apart once wet. No not those. These are the ones made by child labor overseas for like $6. The BEST quality! Thirty bucks! AND there aren’t some crazy color combo like pink white and purple! Because you know, sometimes, Marshalls has the good shit in the shittiest colors. I once saw the sueade Pumas I wanted as a kid in a day glow orange and brown. Ewww. I even saw a pair of red and black checkerboard flannel Chuck Taylors. I shit you not. Now who the fuck did they think were gone buy those?
Anyway. Marshalls usually carries the size 17 shoes and the crazy color clothes that are out of season. And sometimes they carry the out of style stuff. Did they get the Lebron shoe in that fast? Damn. It didn’t take very long. Is Lebron’s stock falling? I don’t know but I got some nice shoes cheap. Matter of fact… vitamin water is on sale at my local grocery store for 59 cents…
I have a 13 year old stepson. He isn’t a bad kid. He isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but he isn’t the worse one either. I am getting old. And I realized this because the boy has always had a remote control. I didn’t. I am old enough to remember the old dial televisions. If you are my age you will remember when you were a kid you had to get up and change the channel. And that dial often broke! Then you had to break out the pliers and change the tv. And the antenna!? I honestly thought a wire clothes hanger WAS an antenna until I was about 13.
It is true that when I was 13…. which was only 20 years ago, mind you…. I had a BLACK AND WHITE tv. I wanted my own tv and that was the only thing my mama could afford. AND when I was 13 years old our family tv was only 20 inches. But to us… having had a 13 inch Goldstar (which we had to put on lay a way… remember lay a way???) Shit. 20 inches we thought we were the shit! In our world there was only one size bigger than that and that was floor model.
Other things this kid never had….. a rotory dial phone….a cassette… a walkman… a toaster oven…. he had never known life without cell phones… and the microwave is such a staple for this boy that i doubt he could eat without one… especially if he had to prepare his food himself…. there would be a lot of cold cut sandwiches….he has always had the internet…. a computer in the house…. so why did it come as a surprise to me when I took him to a Borders bookstore and he looked lost and confused.
I love these E Trade baby commercials. They tickle the shit out of me. But I also LOVE the good remixes people post on youtube.com even more.
At the 31 second point when he says, “I got bitches in the living room gettin it on…” and the black baby looks at the babysitter’s ass… I loose it ever single time. Then there is that bruce willis baby. He is sitting in his high chair with a gangsta lean…. LOL. Not to mention the last second of the clip! Tickles me.
