I pressed up against her and let my lips lightly brush her earlobe.  I poured a steamy hello in her ear and stirred her soul with my tongue. I wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her in as close as I could. I inhaled and drank in the love potion she was wearing.

Can I talk you out of your clothes? I mean, you can leave them on but they will only get in the way. I have all night but if you choose to start without me I will gladly watch.

words leak out the side of my mouth like

come on baby lines from tired cats with no game

and no shame

i drip constant like ghetto fixtures

and porn stars

if you look at me wrong

you’ll get me started and i dont stop

like puffy or the IRS

i keep going until you try to fix me

try to shut me off

im running my mouth

i let it flow like broken dams

flooding your mind with wetness that

makes you feel excited and scared

like a rollercoaster

drowning you and letting you catch your breath

long enough to take you back under

held down by the weight of my words

wet with excitement

shivering with anticipation

you dont know whether to cum

or go

feel ashamed that these words lick your mind

freezing you

taking whatever they want

words i throw out without hesitation

with an ease and recklessness that troubles you inside

thats right

some shit i said in passing has set your soul on ice

the burn is hurting your mama’s feelings

i said some shit that fucked with you and threw you away

like a condom

tied up and flushed

so imagine if i ment to let it flow

imagine if i sharpened my tongue and aimed it at you

imagine if i set my soul on fire and made my troubles

your troubles

imagine if i meant to make you feel me

feel my distaste for you

if i let it flow

i might speak you out of existence

I almost forgot there was a thursday game this week. Picks sure to be wrong for week 10;

CHI @ SF   SF -3

DET @ MIN  MIN-17

DEN @ WAS DEN -3

ATL @ CAR  ATL -3

TB @ MIA  MIA -3

JAC @ NYJ NYJ -3

NO @ STL   NO -21

BUF @ TEN TEN -1

CIN @ PIT  CIN -1

KC @ OAK  OAK -1

DAL @ GB  GB-1

SEA @ ARI  ARI -3

PHI @ SD  SD -1

NE @ IND  IND -11

BAL @ CLE  BAL -13

I think philly will have a time in SD and I think the crazies will stary crying for vivk if mmcnabb screws up.

Today’s small car love shout out goes to the Miata. This car single handedly brought back the small convertible and has remained the top seller despite impressive offerings by other big name exotic makers.

Simple and sexy, it has basically remained unchanged since it’s introduction.  The telling tale of it’s simple sweetness is the  that if you drive one and can afford one… you will buy one.

Unlikely to be coupled with such a small car is the big woman of the day. Queen Latifah.

Looking lovely at some red carpet event. It is important to note that I hate when the medias say that, “she looks nice for a larger woman” or “she picked the right dress for her size”. She looks good. Period. She is well dressed. Period. And I like that.

Ok. So Im slipping on my posting. I have been a little busy… This weeks picks that I havent given much thought to are as follows;

BAL @ CIN  CIN -1

HOU @ IND IND -11

GB @ TB  GB -7

ARI @ CHI  ARI -3

KC @ JAC JAC -3

MIA @ NE MIA -1

WAS @ ATL  ATL -8

CAR @ NO CAR-1 UPSET OF THE YEAR!

DET @ SEA SEA -3

TEN @ SF SF -8

SD @ NYG NYG -1

DAL @ PHI PHI -3

PIT @ DEN DEN -3

lADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE… DONT BET ANY MONEY ON THIS.

OK. I need to make this quick. I been tied up and not in the good kinda way Here. Before I run off… Week 8 picks.

DEN @ BAL   DEN -3

NYG @ PHI     NYG -3

HOU @ BUF     BUF -3

CLE @ CHI    CHI -3

SEA @ DAL  DAL -3

MIA @ NYJ   MIA -3

SF @ IND IND -17

STL @ DET  STL -3

OAK @ SD   SD -1

JAC @ TEN   TEN -1

MIN @ GB   GB -3

CAR @ ARI   ARI -8

ATL @ NO  NO -9

As always, dont put your money on this….

As always boys and girls I dont believe in this enough to put my own money on it so neither should you. And as a disclaimer i pick my own point spreads so deal with it. And now without further ado… the picks for week 7;

GB @ CLE   GB -11

SF @ HOU  HOU -1

SD @ KC   SD -1

IND @ STL IND -18

NE @ TB  NE-7

MIN @ PIT  MIN-1

BUF @ CAR BUF -1

CHI @ CIN CHI -3

ATL @ DAL  ATL -7

NO @ MIA MIA -1  UPSET OF THE WEEK!

ARI @ NYG  ARI -1

PHI @ WAS WAS-1 Minor upset of the week

I have nothing but my whims to go on. How about you?

Things are starting to shape out. Denver looks for real. No one is talking about how good the bears look and we still seem to take Peyton Manning and his skill for granted. Im not saying he doesnt get credit because he does but he is so consistent and so dull with it that the cats on tv keep  showing how bored they are with it. Tim Duncan has the same problem.

“Yeah yeah he is great blah blah blah but the best game I saw this week was quarterbacked by Kyle Orton.”

Really? Fuck sport are you watching?

And why do these old retired mediocre players keep downing the wildcat? Shit. Yall the ones who should know that that offense is a throwback and not a gimmick. Next time you hear some guy say its a gimmick, take note that he was an immobile  pocket passer in his day.

Anyway. My guess is as good as theirs so here goes. Week 6 picks

STL @JAC  JAC -11

NYG @ NO  NYG -3

CAR @ TB    CAR -3

BAL @MIN  MIN -9

DET @ GB   GB -11

HOU @ CIN  CIN -3

CLE @ PIT PIT -11

KC @ WAS WAS -8

ARI @ SEA  ARI -3

PHI @ OAK  PHI -17

BUF @ NYJ NYJ -6

TEN @ NE NE -13

CHI @ ATL  CHI -3

DEN @ SD  DEN-7

If you put money on these games dont use my random guessed, I dont claim to be anything but a fan.

“I don’t like small cars or real big women, but somehow I always find myself in them.” -Kid Rock

I am just the opposite. I love small cars and I love big women. I have never considered what others think is good when it comes to what my tastes are. This is a topic I will begin a regular segment on. Here is my first small car, big woman stamp of approval.

Small Car

The nissan Cube.

I think this little thing is cool as shit. I saw one on the streets the other day and couldn’t stop staring. It reminded me of the original Scion XB, which I love. If I could afford one I would seriously consider it. Its not for everyone. Nothing is. It has some drawbacks… can’t take my big girl on long trips comfortably. But this would be ‘my’ car. Sexy.

Big Woman

Toccara Jones

Listen. Without being disrespectful to my wife, this here woman is physically perfect. She might weigh 200 pounds or more and I could give a shit less. Whatever she weighs, a woman built like this is too much for some men. I am not one of them. She could put on more weight and I would still think she is sexy. Unmistakably femine. Sexy.

CIN @ BAL   BAL -4

WAS @ CAR  CAR -1

CLE @ BUF  BUF -13

PIT @ DET PIT -11

DAL @ KC DAL -1

MIN @ STL  MIN -14

OAK @ NYG  NYG -7

TB @ PHI  PHI -11

ATL @ SF  SF -3

GOU @ ARI  ARI -4

NE @ DEN  DEN -1

JAC @ SEA JAC -3

IND @ TEN IND -11

NYJ @ MIA  NYJ -3

Keep in mind this is nothing to put your money on…. now go broke!